The best golf gag gifts can bring a smile to the face of any golf fan. Even if your favorite golf fan already has everything related to golf: buckets full of balls, more golf gloves than boxer shorts, and a closet full of sweat-wicking polos.
But if you’re looking for the right golf gift, it can be overwhelming. Golf has millions of accessories and jokes. So, if you’re not sure what funny golf gag gift to buy, here’s a quick list.
Not only can these gifts be funny, quirky, and ridiculous, but they can also be highly practical. So, if you’re looking for the perfect funny golf gift, look no further than these timeless golf gag gifts.
25 Gag Gifts for Golfers
1. Funny Golf Socks
If in doubt, buy them socks. Made from quality materials and available in a range of sizes, these funky dress socks will serve the wearer well both on and off the course. Of course, they are most effective when the feet are up – hopefully, the ‘I’M WATCHING GOLF’ message will be received loud and clear by others present.
2. Make Your Beer Look Like Soda Beverage Sleeve
Golf is a social sport, and you should enjoy every minute on the course. Do you enjoy knocking back a couple of cold lagers? But you are worried about being judged by your playing partners? Don’t stress. Now you can hide it with these beverage sleeve.
The Coca-Cola design conceals your mischief, allowing you to savor a brewski without judgment.
3. Novelties Hip Flask
Sure, this is technically a gag gift, but actually, it’s a highly practical stroke of genius.
The 6oz, stainless steel flask is complete with a stylish leather holder. It has a belt loop, four tee holders (tees included), two snap-off markers, and a divot tool. Marrying two of America’s favorite pastimes, this novelty hip flask is as fun as it is functional, and could be the perfect golfing gift.
We don’t recommend drinking on the golf course, but if you were ever wanting to get a head-start on the end-of-round festivities, this would be the way to do it.
4. Shanker Golf Exploding Balls
If you thought shanks, tops, and fat shots were bad, wait till you hit an exploding golf shot.
Well, with regular golf balls, that will (probably) never happen. But with these novelty exploding balls, your unsuspecting golfing buddy could be in for one hell of a surprise.
Truth be told, from the look and feel of these balls, it would be pretty hard not to notice that something was amiss – the ‘Catastrophic’ logo is a particular giveaway. Nevertheless, these make for a fun golf gift and are completely safe (they just kind of pop apart into a cloud of white smoke on impact).
5. Gopher Headcover
You might think that this headcover would make a great gag gift, but really, the joke’s on you, because this gopher is cute as hell, and anyone would be lucky to have him.
Adorability aside, the gopher does everything in its power to protect drivers from scratches and scuffs. It fits any 460cc drivers and looks simply sublime on any golf bag.
Go for gopher.
6. Oji-Emoji Golf Balls
This is a particularly great golf gag gift for kids. But really, it can be for anyone. Who doesn’t love emojis?
Emojis and golf balls are a match made in heaven. Yellow balls can be easier to see, and they’ll be no mix-ups with ball identification when there’s a great big winking, laughing, or angered face looking up at you. With 12 unique emoji designs, this golf ball set is sure to bring a smile to the recipient.
Dibs on the poop emoji.
7. Golf Potty Putter Game Set
It’s a putting mat. That you can play whilst you sit on the toilet. Need we say more?
Well, we’re going to – this gag gift for golfers is too good to miss. The green measures 28 x 35 inches, extending approximately 25 inches away from the base of your porcelain throne. It includes a hole with a flag, a mini putter, and a ‘Do not disturb – golf in progress’ door hanger.
I did actually have a toilet pun prepared, but I’ve decided to flush it. Because this is no gag gift. This is for the SERIOUS golfer. If they want to get better at the game, they must eat, breathe, and **** golf. No more excuses.
8. Loftus Heads Down Golf Tees
Now, this product is shamelessly crude and may be seen as somewhat offensive to some. If so, we apologize for including it on this list.
But hear us out. These golf tees have actually been designed with a noble intention: to help the player keep their eyes on the ball. It’s perhaps the most important element of any golf swing, and if these novelty tees can’t help them get it right, then surely nothing can!
A fun golf gift for eyes that are prone to wandering.
9. Nice Shot Golf Glove
Never before has offering compliments been so much fun. With this glove, you can maintain polite golfing etiquette with your playing partner whilst simultaneously expressing your disgust at that fairway splitting drive they just hit.
Better yet, this is actually a pretty high-quality, legitimate piece of kit. Individually hand-crafted with fine Cabretta leather, this glove offers adjustability, breathability, grip, and comfort.
You can never have too many golf gloves – this would be a fine and funny addition to any golfer’s collection.
10. Putt Cup Golf Mug
Introducing the Putt Cup golf mug… because sometimes, life just isn’t distracting enough!
This mug has a couple of important functions. Firstly, it’s a mug (shock). Then, we look at the flat side and see we can set it down to practice our putting.
For those who love golf as much as they love a cup of joe, there is surely no finer gift.
11. Clean Golf Balls Golf Towel
If you want to put a smile on your favorite golfer and know that he is a golfer that goes out to have a great outing on the golf course, take a look. For someone that enjoys standing out with golf apparel that does not quite fit into the accepted norm then this funny and, slightly suggestive Golf Towel would be an ideal gift.
The SHANKITGOLF Golf Towel is made from a high-quality suede microfiber material that can be used to clean your clubs and “balls”. It comes with a clip-to-clip sturdy attachment that fits onto the golf bag and won’t be damaged or break off while in the trunk of your car en route to the golf course. The size of the towel is 16 inches by 16 inches.
This Golf Towel is guaranteed to solicit some interesting comments from those playing with him and help to create a more relaxed atmosphere for the round of golf.
12. Crappy Golf Balls
For a crappy golfer. Or for a good golfer who’s getting a little too comfortable with their fancy Pro V1’s or their Z Star’s. Time to play some real golf. Rough, rugged, and sufficiently filthy, these crappy golf balls are sure to even the playing field.
The best part is, the user won’t feel bad at all about losing them – that’s how awful these balls are. Hand your buddy this funny golf gift at the tee, and let the laughs, quite literally, roll out.
Zero game improvement guaranteed.
15. MySack Golf Ball Storage Bag
Next up on our list of great golf gag gifts is the MySack Golf Ball storage bag. Some traditionalists at the Country Club may tell you to get your head out of the gutter, but it is a practical present.
The suede sack features storage for two golf balls to save you from digging in your bag every time you donate one to the Golfing Gods.
16. Kofull Bikini Women Golf Tees
If the Kofull Bikini Women tees don’t help to keep your head down, nothing will. Tee up your ball on the head of these plastic Goddesses.
Although Kofull claims that these tees reduce side spin and friction to promote straighter, higher tee shots, they are best enjoyed as the novelty item they are.
17. World’s Okayest Golfer Mug
Besides hilarious golf gag gifts, I also enjoy practicality. This is where the World’s Okayest Golfer Mug comes in.
This 20-ounce stainless steel tumbler came in a stylish gift box complete with two lids, two stainless steel straws, and even a straw cleaner. It’s made from 18/8 food-grade stainless steel, so it’s both durable and dishwasher-safe. What impressed me the most is the double-walled vacuum insulation technology that keeps my coffee hot for up to 8 hours and my cold drinks chilled for an entire day—no more lukewarm beverages on the 18th hole!
It fits perfectly in my cart’s cup holder, and it’s been a great conversation starter at the club.
Sure, the lid could be a bit better, but the mug itself is solid.
18. Shanker Rude Trick Golf Balls
Have you ever bombed an incredible drive over the horizon, only to get to your ball and find that folks on the parallel fairway played your ball? I have, and it is infuriating. These Shanker Rude Trick Golf Balls will give the next person that tries to play your ball a piece of your mind.
The three-pack of balls features elegantly printed names such as Twat, Wanker, and Tosser.
19. GoSports Battleputt Game
Another fun but practical golf gag gift for the ultimate fanatics is the GoSports Battleputt Game.
The 11-inch putting mat is easy to roll out anywhere and allows you to take on friends and family in a hybrid game of golf and beer pong. Every time you sink a putt in your opponent’s hole, cover it up until none remain.
Furthermore, the set includes two putters and two balls to get you playing as soon as you take it out of the box.
20. BioSwiss Golf Ball Bandages
BioSwiss Golf Ball bandages are made for the true nerds of our game. Whenever you pick up a blister on your hands or feet during a round. Patch it up with these bandages.
They are more than just funky golf ball band-aids. They are flexible, breathable, and contain a non-stick pad in the center, to allow you to apply cream to your wound.
21. YGMONER Broken Glass Car Window Sticker
We all have that uptight friend who panics about everything. Add to their stress with the YGMONER Broken Glass Car Window Sticker. The realistic design provides the appearance of a golf ball lodged into cracked glass.
Its versatile composition enables you to stick onto car windows, laptop screens, and even on the refrigerator. A word to the wise, don’t put it on a car if the glass or paint is baking because it will melt, leaving a permanent scar on your buddy’s ride.
22. Stinky Ass Hand Sanitizer
It looks like hand sanitizer. Feels like hand sanitizer, but it smells like a truck stop restroom.
The Stinky Ass Hand Sanitizer is the ideal golf gag gift to teach your playing partners to never leave their bottle of disinfectant at home. Plus, your playing partners will think twice before asking you for anything else.
A glance at the label will have your unsuspecting victim believe that they are receiving aloe scented gel. However, when they rub their hands together, they start smelling like a golfer’s butt after 18-holes.
23. Snugen Floating Golf Balls
Have you ever been to a driving range where you hit balls into the water, only to see them float? Well, the facilities use floating golf balls, and Snugen allows you to enjoy them as well.
If you know a golfer with a pool or a lakehouse, they will bring them hours of fun. Watch as they get a kick out of purposefully hitting balls into the drink. Admiring their flotation qualities.
24. Club Champ Golf Club Drink Dispenser
If the golf fan in your life enjoys a cold beverage on the course, enter the Club Champ Kooler Klub Drink Dispenser. This game-changer combines functionality with a bit of golf course flair. This dispenser fits right into my golf bag, looking just like a regular club, and holds an impressive 48 ounces of any beverage—yes, even the alcoholic and carbonated ones.
No more lugging around a separate cooler or fussing with cans and bottles. It even comes with a long-handled bottle brush for easy cleaning. Now, it’s not without its quirks; the club head is somewhat flimsy and needs careful handling. But honestly, the sheer novelty and convenience outweigh any minor drawbacks.
My buddies and I get a good laugh every time I pull it out, and it always sparks conversation. If you’re looking for a unique and useful gift for a golfer, or if you want to add a little fun to your own game, this dispenser is a solid bet.
25. BenShot Pint Glass with Real Golf Ball
As a golfer with a penchant for unique memorabilia, the BenShot Pint Glass with a real Titleist golf ball embedded took my post-game drinks to the next level.
The craftsmanship is top-notch—each glass is hand-sculpted in Wisconsin, making it a genuine, 100% Made-in-the-USA masterpiece. The heavy glass truly holds a 16-ounce pour, albeit a few drops less because of the golf ball, but that’s a small price to pay for such an eye-catching design.
It’s freezer-safe, easy to clean, and incredibly durable, which isn’t something you can say about every pint glass.
After spending a day on the links, there’s nothing like pouring a cold one into this glass; it’s like a trophy for a well-played round.
If you’re struggling to find the perfect gift for a golfer who has everything, look no further. This isn’t just a pint glass; it’s a conversation piece and a testament to artisan craftsmanship.
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In conclusion, if you’re on the hunt for the perfect golf gag gifts that blend humor with functionality, look no further.
From the laugh-inducing Funny Golf Socks that send a clear message when your feet are up, to the ingenious Make Your Beer Look Like Soda Beverage Sleeve that lets you enjoy a discreet cold one on the course, there’s something for every golfer with a sense of humor.
And let’s not forget the Novelties Hip Flask—a stylish and practical gift that comes complete with tee holders, snap-off markers, and a divot tool. This stainless steel flask is more than just a gag; it’s a stroke of genius for any golfer who enjoys a sip now and then.
These golf gag gifts are great conversation starters and incredibly useful additions to your golfing arsenal. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because, these unique items will surely bring smiles and maybe even improve your game—or at least make it more enjoyable! So the next time you’re looking to tickle the funny bone of the golfer in your life, these golf gag gifts have got you covered.
Nick Lomas is the founder of GolfSpan, an avid golfer, not quite a pro but has over 15-years of experience playing and coaching golfers from all over the world. His mission is to bring the golfing community a better experience then it comes to choosing the right golf gear, and finding the right set up for your game.